We would like to thank all the DALnet/Undernet memebers that have and still are contributing in updating this web site. As far as their names are concerned, we would like to keep that a secret. We have not made this site to offend ^Muneer^ by any stretch of means. We have never seen anyone as Original as him in our 5 years of IRC life. ^Muneer^ is so original that we decided to gather whatever he says on IRC and make a site about his Quotes. We hope you understand our objective and we know that you and we both love IRC ^Muneer^. May God give His guidance to all of us, especially our ^Muneer^.
ATTENTION: Please don't bring ^Muneer^'s wife in your "impious" discussion. She has nothing to do with anything that goes on IRC. If you guys are not going to stop that, then i will certainly take down this site! A word to wise is enough.
Updated on May 17th 2003
<^Muneer^> "Welcome to DALnet!" (But don't get too comfortable, because your server will probably only last 5 minutes)
<^Muneer^> LOL
<^Muneer^> !quran 50 16
<@Al-Qalam> The Meaning of The Holy Qur'an. Surah:50. Qaf. Ayah 16
<@Al-Qalam> 16.It was We Who created man, and We know what dark suggestions his soul makes to him: for We are nearer to him than (his) jugular vein.
<@Al-Qalam> Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali. V2.2.1
* ^Muneer^ pours some M0t0r 0il in the bot.
* ^Muneer^ gets the jumper cables.
<^Muneer^> CLEAR!
<^Muneer^> < hehehe >
<^Muneer^> 0,10 In the name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
<^Muneer^> 2,15 16. It was We Who created man, and We know what dark suggestions his soul makes to him: for We are nearer to him than (his) jugular vein.
<^Muneer^> 0,10 The Holy Quran - Abdullah Yusuf Ali Surah:50.Qaf. thanks muneer
<^Muneer^> < So much for Muslims setting good examples >
<^Muneer^> You are setting a pathetic example of Christianity.
<^Muneer^> And it is a tragedy.
< JesusLOOOVESU > ohhhhhh
< Truth_Guide > mr J
< JesusLOOOVESU > christians have not been doing wath our master commanded us to do
< Truth_Guide > CAN WE talk
< JesusLOOOVESU > for our religon is not a religon of men
< JesusLOOOVESU > friend
< JesusLOOOVESU > it is not even douctrin of men
<^Muneer^> Is that what you want your preaching to do?
<^Muneer^> Annoy people?
< JesusLOOOVESU > it is the livng word of the only God
<^Muneer^> Of course
< Truth_Guide > can i say something
< JesusLOOOVESU > ohhhhhh you see
<^Muneer^> Or you would be going about it in a MUCH more responsible manner.
<^Muneer^> Which you are incapable of.
<^Muneer^> And that is tragic.
< JesusLOOOVESU > by me preaching this love to you heart you may no that he loves you
< JesusLOOOVESU > and one day you well stand before the son of God my friend
<^Muneer^> Wrong
< Truth_Guide > -------------------------------------
< JesusLOOOVESU > and cant tell him that he didnt love you
< JesusLOOOVESU > for today he has come to you
<^Muneer^> Wrong
< Truth_Guide > stop Muneer plz
< JesusLOOOVESU > for trully he loves you
< puple > JesusLOOOVESU: are a hibby?
< puple > hibbies?
<^Muneer^> No he is a terrorist
< JesusLOOOVESU > hahhahaha
<^Muneer^> see
< JesusLOOOVESU > friend did not my king say that men would hate this word
<^Muneer^> Watch him laugh at his irresponsibility.
< JesusLOOOVESU > please
<^Muneer^> That is what terrorists do.
<^Muneer^> You are a fool.....and you should regard you r OWN beliefs...and not trifle in the beliefs of others, unless asked.
<^Muneer^> And since you decide to do so...
< JesusLOOOVESU > do you not Know friend that the displies of jesus where men with much dought and little faith
<^Muneer^> ...you are an annoyance
< Truth_Guide > why the Christian religion came ?
<^Muneer^> A terrorist
<^Muneer^> Not a Christian.
<^Muneer^> Believe what you like.
< JesusLOOOVESU > if it where not for the holly spirit they would have cpome to bnothing
< JesusLOOOVESU > tell me this friend
<^Muneer^> But that does not change the truth.
< Truth_Guide > so why Munner u tired urself
< JesusLOOOVESU > the displies who douted jesus much why in the end where they welling to die
<^Muneer^> You are going on Ignore.
<^Muneer^> I will not perpetuate your idiocy and ignorance.
<^Muneer^> God has no children.....You just chose to believe that fairy tale over the one about Goldilocks and the 3 bears...
< JesusLOOOVESU > for he and his blood is not of this world
<^Muneer^> And it is no more credible than any other.
<^Muneer^> Let's try Jack and the Beanstalk.
<^Muneer^> You think you can convince me?
< JesusLOOOVESU > was it not wrriten in the prophecy from abrham to moses to jerimah to issahs
<^Muneer^> I think not.
< puple > JesusLOOOVESU: hey hibbie
< JesusLOOOVESU > that God would send he who would be put to death who would be in the earth three days but rise again
< puple > JesusLOOOVESU: go sleep no one cares about you
<^Muneer^> Let the fool display his ignorance, if he chooses.
<^Muneer^> He will gain nothing from it.
< puple > actaullay hibbies disappeared since the 70's
<^Muneer^> Don't even talk to him.
< JesusLOOOVESU > i have wittnessed to your heart today
<^Muneer^> As soon as he realizes he is unable to terrorize anyone here..
<^Muneer^> ...he will leave.
<^Muneer^> That is what terrorists do.
< JesusLOOOVESU > and maybe one day when you well see wath i am about to tell you you well escape it and rember that God love the world through his son
< Truth_Guide > so stop
< JesusLOOOVESU > wath am i to tell you soon you well see the roman catholic church make itself as God and the world well worship the pope as it was wrriten in the book of daniel
<^Muneer^> (yawn)
<^Muneer^> You have been watching too much Televangelism.
<^Muneer^> Turn off your TV and READ something...
<^Muneer^> ....before you try to act intelligent.
<^Muneer^> I doubt you have EVER....EVER....touched a Quran.
<^Muneer^> So don't try to tell those who have...
<^Muneer^> ....that they are wrong.
< puple > muneer he is out
<^Muneer^> Good
< puple > since a long time
< Truth_Guide > Muneer don't do that again if u understood who u talking
<^Muneer^> Truth...
<^Muneer^> I don't need direction from you.
<^Muneer^> My teachers are not on IRC.
<^Muneer^> Thank you
<^Muneer^> :)
<^Muneer^> I am an old man...I have BEEN a Christian...and I have studied Theology...and I am a Philosophy major....
<^Muneer^> ....so please...
<^Muneer^> ....don't try to educate me.
<^Muneer^> You are ill-prepared.
<^Muneer^> But thanks anyway.
<^Muneer^> :)
<^Muneer^> Oh yes...
<^Muneer^> ...in fact...
<^Muneer^> ....95% of the people on IRC are ill-prepared.
< abdello > I Know Vrinda
< Vrinda > no, they are at their own level, they are as prepeared as God want's them to be
<^Muneer^> They cannot even act responsibly.
<^Muneer^> They come here to act like children.
<^Muneer^> And set a poor example.
< abdello > He Muneer and you call yourself a good example
<^Muneer^> You are here to debase and disrespect me.
<^Muneer^> So you see...
<^Muneer^> ....you should ask YOURSELF that question, brother.
<^Muneer^> Not me.
< Vrinda > muneer> keep that for your self my friend, "ill-prepeared" is a speach from ego-minded. Ofcourse people can be blind for the truth, but they are speaking from their own truth and level, God will show him self later on to them, maybe this life, maybe another
<^Muneer^> Vrinda
<^Muneer^> All you are doing is acting like a fool...
< Vrinda > yes
<^Muneer^> Disrespecting people.
< abdello > HE Vrinda Nice talking sister
< Vrinda > on what way Muneer?
<^Muneer^> So I am not concerned with your hatred filled opinions.
<^Muneer^> Or your disrespect and ignorance.
<^Muneer^> It is merely impiety
< Vrinda > noooooo I'm not hatred ful! I talked to you as "friend"!
<^Muneer^> And it only proves that it is YOU...who are setting a poor example.
<^Muneer^> Not me.
< abdello > Muneer come on where all muslims
< Vrinda > hm...well not me
< Vrinda > I'm from sweden
< abdello > if we act like fools we will be like fools
< Vrinda > catholic converted into hinduism
<^Muneer^> "ill-prepeared" is a speach from ego-minded 4 is not a compliment, my friend.
< Vrinda > but i pray the formless
< Vrinda > the One allmighty eternal
<^Muneer^> You should be more careful what you say.
< Truth_Guide > please don't use a dirty words Munner
<^Muneer^> I do not use dirty words.
< Truth_Guide > like fool ..etz
<^Muneer^> Fool is a fact
< abdello > HE VRINDA are hindo
<^Muneer^> Not a dirty word
<^Muneer^> Only to a FOOL...is it a dirty word.
<^Muneer^> ;)
<^Muneer^> < I would say something, but I do not support Terrorism >
<^Muneer^> Sorry about that, |TaLeBaN|
<^Muneer^> ;)
<^Muneer^> Better luck next time.
<|TaLeBaN|> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
<|TaLeBaN|> we are terrorism for the enmy of islam
<^Muneer^> You do not even know YOURSELF...
<^Muneer^> ....what makes you think you know who your enemy is?
<^Muneer^> You are no martyr
<^Muneer^> You are only a murderer
<^Muneer^> < You should pray for forgiveness >
<|TaLeBaN|> and i like that
<^Muneer^> I will pray for you
<^Muneer^> Then you do not belong here.
<|TaLeBaN|> yes pleas pray for me
<^Muneer^> Haris.... We have seen the reaction of iraq attack ..in saudia
<^Muneer^> Can you escort the murderer to the door?
This one is Long and You need to read it all the way to understand whats going on
<^Muneer^> Not to mention...I have likely seen, not to mention installed...more OSes than most of you know exist.
<^Muneer^> Well then explain that to those who spoke before me.
<^Muneer^> ;)
< Luckyfella > alhamdulillah, I think I am fine, CodePoet
<^Muneer^> And don't start on me
<^Muneer^> Like you do every evening.
< NaturalRed > I am speaking about those that spoke before you :) salaam everyone!!
<^Muneer^> Sure you are...
<^Muneer^> ...that is why you mentioned MY name.
<^Muneer^> Just myob, Nat
<^Muneer^> Try that...
<^Muneer^> It works well.
* Indira^ is now known as Indira^-away
<@CodePoet> -11-- 11[ ¿7^Muneer^¿4 11] -11-- 7: even a 13 year old can install just about any OS, so whats the point?
<^Muneer^> You are American, you of ALL people have heard...millions of times..."If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all" and, considering nobody was talking to you to begin with....
< NaturalRed > pssssst CodePoet, it's something to argue about
<@Saadiqah> i can do it
< Sh4dows > Assalammualaikum wr wb all =)
<@CodePoet> i can zip down a whole bunch of diff. OS tonight and install/format one after the other and brag about it too
< Sh4dows > Hi Muneer
< NaturalRed > Wå£áìkûm Å §á£àm Wåráhmátû££áhì Wåbárákátûhû Sh4dows
<^Muneer^> It is probably a better idea for you not to agitate the situation.
<@CodePoet> so like who cares how many you installed?
<^Muneer^> Although, you have a history of doing little more than that.
<^Muneer^> When did you stop acting like a Muslim, CodePoet?
< cereal_killer > slms all
<^Muneer^> And start treating other people poorly?
<^Muneer^> That is a bad idea
<@CodePoet> -11-- 11[ ¿7^Muneer^¿4 11] -11-- 7: as long as you say anything on main, that is for public to participate and become a part of that discussion
* NaturalRed tapes ^Muneer^s fingers to his lap so that he can not type
<^Muneer^> And be kicked in other channels...
< cereal_killer > wasuppppp
<@CodePoet> so again, i don't see how you can say that i was not part of discussion :)
< cereal_killer > all
<^Muneer^> ....which clearly state in their rules...
< Luckyfella > Muneer, why should we "quarrel" with one another? We do have more important things to do in Life
<^Muneer^> ...that impiety in other channels will get you banned there, as well.
<^Muneer^> You do, LuckyFella?
<^Muneer^> Like what?
< NaturalRed > ^Muneer^, just go show your piety in the other channels :)
<^Muneer^> What is YOR life like?
<^Muneer^> YOUR?
< NaturalRed > I'm sure they love hearing you yap
< NaturalRed > ^Muneer^, shut up
< Luckyfella > my life is simple, Muneer
<^Muneer^> Nat....
<@CodePoet> ^Muneer^, err, we were talking about OS, where did 'acting like bad muslim idea' came from?
<^Muneer^> I don't take advice from people on IRC
< Sh4dows > Luckyfella , Please check or scan your computer , u advertised me
<^Muneer^> Sure she was
<^Muneer^> Sure he is
< NaturalRed > ^Muneer^, you are cold hearted
* Luckyfella was kicked by CodePoet (4Mass Advertising is strictly prohibited and against server policy...join #nohack for assistance....Check your script it might be sending auto messages without notifying you. Or try http://lockdowncorp.com/bots/downloadswatit.html)
<^Muneer^> He is a master of deceit
<^Muneer^> Nothing more
<^Muneer^> So save your foolishness for someone else, Nat
<^Muneer^> I am not interested.
<^Muneer^> I have seen enough of your drama to know better than to believe anything you say.
< Sh4dows > omg .
<^Muneer^> And seen enough of your impiety to know better than to take advice from you.
< NaturalRed > what a jerk
<^Muneer^> You set a poor example.
<^Muneer^> And I have seen your example for more than 5 years
<^Muneer^> And you may fool many Muslims here...
<^Muneer^> ....but not me.
<@Saadiqah> well i am supprised fighting on this channel who would have thought :)
< NaturalRed > maybe one day your wife will be killed and your only child in ICU dying and u will know what he is going through. You have NO heart!
<^Muneer^> Indeed
<^Muneer^> Nat
<^Muneer^> You are out of line
<^Muneer^>
<^Muneer^> I am a communications major...the LAST thing LuckyFella would be doing if all that BS were true...
<^Muneer^> Is to be on IRC Advertising.
<^Muneer^> It is nothing more than BS
<^Muneer^> And there are many other supporting facts.
<^Muneer^> But I will not go into it. Because the examples that Nat and LuckyFella have displayed in this channel in the past....more than speak for themselves.
<^Muneer^> I am here to serve Allah(SWT) and protect Islam from fools.
<^Muneer^> If you want to dislike me for that, so be it.
<^Muneer^> I am not here for popularity.
<@Saadiqah> oik well lets let the subject drop
<^Muneer^> Good call
<^Muneer^> :)
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